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Wednesday, April 18, 2001 @ 7:31 PM

Yeah, so... Today Mr. O'Malley stopped me in the hallway and asked how the play was going. Here are a few of the things that went through my mind:

"The show is currently running almost six hours long."
"I'm told even the leads are no longer optimistic."
"The number of people saying, 'Please kill me,' and the like is at an all-time high."
"Do you know how many students bought advance tickets? FIVE!"
"Well, they pulled the fall play out of their @$$es at the last minute, why should this be any different?"
"How the $%#& should I know? I'm just the House Manager."
"Someone definitely said 'Macbeth' recently in Stroud."

What did I finally settle on?

"Um... All right..."

Mmm-hmm... If that man didn't already think I was on crack, there's nothing I can do to make it any clearer for him.


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