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Monday, May 13, 2002 @ 9:26 AM
THE STORY
My brother and I were driving back from Decatur. We had been at a boring family reunion and my brother had told his girlfriend that he would be home to call her at 7:00, but my dad didn't let us leave until almost 6:30. Pissed off, my brother was driving 90 mph back to Normal, and he told me, "Watch out for cops."
"Will... Never mind, that's an SUV... Oh, wait! It's a cop! It's a cop SUV!" "Oh, shit! ...It's turning around. *String of expletives.*"
He took the next available right onto a goat trail country road, and drove 80 mph, taking every turn he could find. He lost control of the car at the top of a hill and I thought we were going to die. Once I stopped screaming, we looked back and didn't see the cop. We rejoiced.
Then we saw flashing lights.
My brother stopped the car, and emitted another string of expletives. The cop approached his window.
"Nice try, son. Do you always try to run away from the police?" "...No, sir." "Let's see your license and registration." "I don't have it..."
My brother has a $75.00 ticket and a court date in DeWitt County.
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