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Monday, March 10, 2003 @ 3:47 PM
I just read through all my old quotes. While almost all of them are still very funny, these were the ones that made me laugh out loud:
"I'll never look at an orange peeler the same way again." --Seth
Funny because: Improv Mafia plays a game called "Fucked-Up Charades" in which they charade everyday activities, but then replace three of the actual items with other things. In this case, the improv-ers acted out "masturbation" but instead of Joe's hand, it was... you guessed it, an orange peeler.
"That's why Jesus invented shoes!" --Dan
Funny because: Dan said this to me when we were in the park rehearsing the BBYD re-mount and I stepped on something sharp in my bare feet. Also, because as far as I know, Jesus did not invent shoes. =)
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