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Wednesday, October 22, 2003 @ 11:14 PM

This is Only Funny If You've Seen Kill Bill

Tonight, as I was leaving rehearsal, I was wondering whether or not Adi was pissed off at me, and I couldn't find Anne or Tracy, so I couldn't ask them if I could leave. The building was deserted except for the cleaning staff. (Oh, if only I was paid to be in fine arts for five hours every night... But I digress.) Anyway, so I walk out of the building. There are two people off to my left. I hear a voice from my right yell, "Kellie!"

I thought it was Adi, waiting for me. "Yeah?" I shouted.

"KELLIE POWELL! WE HAVE UNFINISHED BUSINESS!"

To be honest... I was a little scared. I thought, "Huh. Adi wants to fight me?" And I yelled, "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON???"

The same voice answered me: "YOUR ONLY MISTAKE WAS... YOU SHOULD HAVE KILLED ME."

And then the music from Kill Bill started playing loudly.

And four dark figures started walking towards me. In formation.

And I laughed. And said, "Carolyn? I love you..."

And we walked back to Champlain Hall. In formation.

I have the best friends on the face of the earth.


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