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Very Dangerous Things Monday, June 11, 2007 @ 1:59 AM While watching the hotel training videos, I made a list of all the dangerous things that they warned me about. It turns out that all of the following things are very, very dangerous: * Tripping on things and falling down * Laundry chutes * Closing drawers and doors * Lifting things * Electricity * Sharp things (especially broken glass and needles) * Hot things * Fire * Chemicals * Ice machines * Heavy things * Falling things * Driving * Ladders * Power tools * Dust & particles * Unplugging cords * Jewelry * Old-fashioned credit card imprint machines * Crossing the street * Wire hangers * Blood & other fluids * Reaching into the trash without protective gear * Open-toed shoes 1 Comments: At 12:03 AM,  m*dot said… this may be under "hot things" -- and it's actually an action and not a thing -- but COOKING IS DANGEROUS. SO DANGEROUS.   Post a Comment << Home archives / / blogger NetworkedBlogs Blog: Never Better Topics: writing, music, theatre   Join my network Content & Design (c) 2000-2009 KP

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