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Very Dangerous Things

Monday, June 11, 2007 @ 1:59 AM

While watching the hotel training videos, I made a list of all the dangerous things that they warned me about. It turns out that all of the following things are very, very dangerous:

* Tripping on things and falling down
* Laundry chutes
* Closing drawers and doors
* Lifting things
* Electricity
* Sharp things (especially broken glass and needles)
* Hot things
* Fire
* Chemicals
* Ice machines
* Heavy things
* Falling things
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* Ladders
* Power tools
* Dust & particles
* Unplugging cords
* Jewelry
* Old-fashioned credit card imprint machines
* Crossing the street
* Wire hangers
* Blood & other fluids
* Reaching into the trash without protective gear
* Open-toed shoes


1 Comments:

  • At 12:03 AM, Blogger m*dot said…

    this may be under "hot things" -- and it's actually an action and not a thing -- but COOKING IS DANGEROUS. SO DANGEROUS.

     

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