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Very Dangerous Things
Monday, June 11, 2007 @ 1:59 AM
While watching the hotel training videos, I made a list of all the dangerous things that they warned me about. It turns out that all of the following things are very, very dangerous:
* Tripping on things and falling down * Laundry chutes * Closing drawers and doors * Lifting things * Electricity * Sharp things (especially broken glass and needles) * Hot things * Fire * Chemicals * Ice machines * Heavy things * Falling things * Driving * Ladders * Power tools * Dust & particles * Unplugging cords * Jewelry * Old-fashioned credit card imprint machines * Crossing the street * Wire hangers * Blood & other fluids * Reaching into the trash without protective gear * Open-toed shoes

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1 Comments:
At 12:03 AM,
m*dot said…
this may be under "hot things" -- and it's actually an action and not a thing -- but COOKING IS DANGEROUS. SO DANGEROUS.
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