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Saturday, September 22, 2007 @ 9:55 AM
Last night I dreamed that I cut my hand open. It was bad, there was blood everywhere. And I kept running around trying to get someone to help me, but everyone was like, "Oh, Kellie, you're such a drama queen..." and ignored me. No one would help. It was a really deep cut. Does this remind anyone of two real-life situations? Name them for extra credit.
The night before last I dreamed that Chelsea was having an affair with Rob. Not Bobby, who she dated in real life, but Rob "When did our circle of friends become a circle of pain?" from Simple in Theory. While asleep, I combined my two universes - Binghamton and Normal - and somehow, Chelsea ended up with Rob! What the fuck? But it gets weirder. Slowly, I begin to suspect that Rob is also sleeping with Lindsay! So I keep trying to corner Rob to confront him, but I can't because he and the band (which had Justin and Aaron in it) was filming a video or something. And this girl I didn't recognize kept trying to get me to fix her skirt. (Because I am a master seamstress, right?) And I was like, "What's wrong with it?" And she said, "It's unflattering."
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1 Comments:
At 10:13 AM,
michelle said…
my life is unflattering. can you fix that too?
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