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Thursday, February 07, 2008 @ 6:19 AM
I have had so much caffeine I think my molecules are coming loose. I was in the dollar store yesterday and the manager happened to see me and said, "Hey, you're the one I'm supposed to send for a drug test." So she gave me the paperwork and now I have 48 hours to get to Middletown and prove I'm not a pothead. I hate drug tests, they always make me feel like a criminal. My bus to Middletown is at 9:30. It'll take me an hour and a half to get there. From the bus stop, I may have to take a cab to the actual testing center, which will annoy me.
This is pretty much how I feel right now. See also: That one episode of Futurama, and the David Sedaris story where he does a lot of cocaine.
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