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Friday, February 01, 2008 @ 12:37 PM
I went to Family Dollar today to take an honesty survey. If I answered the questions right, I might get to take a drug test. Assuming I pass the drug test, I might get to work at Family Dollar! (Now I can die happy!) It's part-time, which I'm hoping is actually part-time for once (since usually when I sign up to work part-time I end up working 40 hours a week or more). I never thought I could be so excited about the possibility of making minimum wage...
Sample question from today's ethics survey:
Q: Most teenagers shoplift. If you have ever shoplifted, why did you do it?
A. To fit in.
B. I needed the item I stole.
C. To experience the thrill of breaking the law.
D. I have never stolen anything.
The thing I like about those honesty surveys is that to answer correctly, you are pretty much required to lie.
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