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"...Have you ever thought about becoming a high school theatre teacher?"
-- Mrs. Thetard's Card to Kellie
"Kellie... are you all right?"
"Meh! ... Yeah, I'm... just... you know... tired... and I'm a goat."
-- Michelle and Kellie
"Hey, maybe a magical gypsy decided to give her a soul."
-- Dan, talking about You-Know-Who.
"Hey, you guys were marching a minute ago..."
-- Corpus
"Where would we get 40 bar stools?"
"On ebay."
-- David Robinson and Nate
"Do you always have to unzip my pants? Now I have to take them off!"
-- David Robinson
"Cat got your tounge?"
"Not yet."
-- Kat Hayford and David Robinson."
"I didn't know you were topless!"
-- Dan
"Wizard crackers... That'd be a good name for a band..."
-- Kellie
"I'll times your two!"
"No! Multiply my two! Multiply!"
"...I'll times your mother by two!"
-- Dan and Talia
"It's a syllogism! Run for your life!"
-- Allison Borst
"Ever notice how much easier it is to be a nonconformist in a group?"
-- Kellie
"...calves straining..."
"Did you say 'calves straining?'"
"Yeah..."
"That's good, because it sounded like he said 'castrating...'"
-- Doug, Mrs. Clesson, Doug, and Kellie (under her breath)
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