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"Why are we naked?"
-- Amanda Donnan
"I could so be God."
-- Dan
"Get some sleep."
"Eat some crackers. Have a baby."
-- Megan and Sarah ('s advice for crying Kellie)"Everybody, down into the pit."
-- Thetard (note - funny only if you're in a midevil mood
and yes I know I spelled that wrong on purpose.)
"When I'm tired, I sing, because I like to pretend that my life is a musical."
-- Megan Dougherty
"You called me babe! You're going to marry me!"
-- Megan Dougherty
"I try to honor all requests - no matter how bizarre."
-- Mrs. Corpus"OK, I have a story for you. This guy got dickslapped. The end."
-- Dan (imitating Josh)
"W're Germans, and today we started a bakery."
-- Michelle (ask her.)
"So, I'll have teeth."
-- Helena
"Goddammit, I'm being loud again!"
-- Helena"She's guessing that they were definitely doing something."
-- My brother Will, sharing some gossip at the dinner table."The average flamingo does not wish to be used as a croquet mallet."
-- Marchette Chute in "Getting at the Truth"
"Daisies aren't red."
"Oh. True dat."
-- Mrs. Moore and Megan T."Hey, just because I can't keep track of all the people who I've given blow jobs..."
-- Megan Dougherty (note: this is how rumors get started.)"If you had a hatbox that talked to you, you would keep it."
-- Katie Sebald"No wonder people don't eat paper."
--Kellie"I met another woman, I'm leaving your mother."
-- Katie Pacilio, to Trevor (Dan) 's (fictional) daughter, Louanne.
"Rae's script is on crack!"
"No, Rae's on crack, and her script is a helpless victim."
-- Michelle Ball & Katie Pacilio
"You're like a white ball of head."
-- Katie Pacilio, to Rob
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