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"But... it's so hard."
"Oh, come on. It's good for you."
-- Kellie and Josh"Think pants. Tempest equals pants."
-- Paul
"Oh, it's Tuesday, we must be studying Shakespeare."
-- Paul (at 1pm on Friday)
"Someone can come along like your brother Pantonio and usurp you."
-- Paul
"I don't get it. What do pants have to do with betrayal?"
-- Kellie
"We outnumber you."
"So?"
"We could kill you in your sleep."
-- Kellie and Mike Gorr, her philosophy professor."Something went badly wrong."
-- Mike Gorr, Philosophy Professor
"The birds are birding, the trees are treeing..."
-- Richard Rutter, English Professor
"Spring is a kind of horny time of year..."
-- Paul Morris, English T.A., who is incidentally very British.
"That was easy then, wasn't it? Chaucer? Put that away."
-- Paul, when there were no questions about The Miller's Tale.
"Shut your face and go away."
-- Paul - in rather hostile British accent."They're so married, it's sick."
-- Renata (of Andrew & Molly)
"At some point, Big Bird had to pump water from a pump."
-- Renata"You don't have larvae crawling around inside you-"
"Oh, God, spaghetti..."
-- Dan and Katie"GRRRR HUNGRY. Mmmmm... children..."
-- Hayley"...And if you ever marry Seth, I'm eating your babies. Or his leg."
-- Nate"If you know him well enough to be in love with him, you probably know him well enough to buy him boxers. Just a thought."
-- Kellie"If I'm right, there's nothing strange or bizarre or weird or totalitarian about it."
-- Michael Gorr, philosophy professor"Part Three should just be called, 'Gawain Gets Some.'"
-- Erin GuimanHelKat14: actually, you as a guy is a disconcerting idea.
kellie rai: d00d, you're so not the first person to say that."It's only five minutes into class, and he's already used the word 'hard-on' twice. What the hell?"
-- Kellie ('he' being Kellie's British Lit professor)"They're a perverse set of rules, but what the hell? I'm the king, and it amuses me to play these games."
"That is feudalism at its best."
-- Michael Gorr (Kellie's Philosophy Professor) and Kellie"It's like if fun or joy were soup..."
--Seth"Unless you bake me cookies."
"That... is feudalism at it's best."
-- Steve and Seth
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