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"...as you grow older - which you can't avoid doing..."
-- Prof. Rutter (how appropriate. =)"There's a Romantic Idea with a Vengeance!"
-- Prof. Rutter
"Go get your body waxed!"
-- Ron (Guerilla Leader)"What's with GLTBQ issues? They're so gay!"
-- Dan (mocking)
"Alf isn't even real."
-- Dr. Beck (FOI professor)
"Papa Smurf wants Kevin to try the LSD."
-- Zac
"Pull up your pants... and, scene!"
-- Joe"I don't mean to completely echo Kellie's sentiments, but I share so many of them- Patriarchy makes me want to hit people."
-- Megan D."I swear...on my way home, I heard God scoffing at me."
-- Peter James Zielinski in his journal.
"Their job wasn't to make out with the King anymore, they were too old. So they looked after the sex-slaves."
-- Paul, with his ever-present British accent
"Aw, these two mimes are married!"
-- Katie from Rambo House"Most men are merely seamen."
-- Prof. Gorr (might be funnier once you say it out loud.)
"Get the hell out of here and get a nice job doing something."
-- Prof. Gorr
"They have neatly colored eyes."
-- Prof. Gorr
"I used to be pro-animal rights. Then I had to write a paper about it for FOI. Now, I say, nuke 'em all."
-- Erin G."In the great fuzzy world of relativism..."
-- Girl from History Class"At least in theory, I know more about this stuff than you."
-- Prof. Gorr"Lutheranism is an evil religion, and we're not going to have any more Lutherans."
-- Prof. Gorr
"Como es cat-tail?
-- Dan"Do you talk to your fish when I'm not here?"
-- Kellie, to Dan"How would that work? Would satisfaction just be like, in the air?"
"Hey, if we can measure units of it... why not?"
-- Mike Gorr, trying to figure out how you could "open a door and feel satisfied," and Kellie."I'll tell you something about church! I'll stab you with this pencil!"
-- Loud Girl in Watterson Food Court
"I love the Spanish Channel for it's women!"
-- Guy in the room across from Dan's
"I learned to comprehend when I was fuckin' born."
-- Karissa
"Does anything make you happy besides having sex?"
-- Karissa
"...where wanuts refused to die."
-- History Film"Oh, and by the way: EAT YOUR POTATOES!"
-- Kellie, in an at least somewhat public place."I'm a family guy with family goddamned values!"
-- Dan"I'll never be able to look at an orange peeler the same way again."
-- Seth
"That's a nice ball of meat you've got there."
"Why, thank you."
-- Nate and his mom
"Smart people know stuff."
-- Prof. Otis
"You haven't seen me on drugs yet."
-- Prof. Otis
"Let's pretend we can measure units of satisfaction."
-- Prof. Gorr"Oh, okay, I lose. Guess I'll just die."
-- Mike Gorr, philosophy professor"Don't you feel overqualified to do this?"
-- Jeremiah, to Dr. Beck, our FOI teacher.
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