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"If Sean Connery and Karen from "Will and Grace" had a daughter... and she was Latina... it would be her."
-- Renata"I like my Joanne's fat."
-- Donnelle"Why are we all getting C's? Because that's the mean!"
-- Julie (imitating her teacher who lived by the Bell Curve)"Why blame anything on fate? If she's around so much, don't you think she would know what you've been saying? If people talked about me the way they talk about her, I would probably hate them, too."
-- Seth"Don't you like to watch boys scream?"
-- Megan Dougherty
"David and Nick would have made much better lovers than David and I."
-- Rob
"I could've been Puck, but she wanted me for a lover."
-- Rob (of Mrs. Thetard)"Statements of this kind gnaw at the sensible mind, they chew on it and try to eat it."
-- Gabe"When you invent your own fun, it's boring."
-- Dan (to Kellie, who was bored and started programming phone numbers into her phone)"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Point A, Point B, Point C, Conclusion: You suck."
-- Kellie (to J-Fish, repeatedly)"Okay, this was our fight. I was like, 'Hey, how are you?' And he was like, 'Oh, good, how're you?' And I was like, 'Good.' And he was like, 'Oh. Good.' And I was like, 'So... theatre...' and he was like, 'Theatre?!? You bitch!!!'"
-- Kellie (summarizing a conversation with Josh)"Country full of raging sluts is what we are! ...LORD! We're going to Hell in a handbasket! ...No glove, no love, people!"
-- Prof. O'Leary-Johnson
"I can't believe my math teacher just called us raging sluts."
-- Julie Janus"She ate my banana and now she thinks she knows me."
"Half your banana."
-- Ben & Kellie"Good question, Talking Chicken!"
-- Kellie
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