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"You should've been there when I thought I had rabies."
-- Chelsea

"Chris Rovente signed my arm!"
"Who?"
-- Amanda & the Spot Waiter

"Well, the first thing we do on stage crew is, we respect America."
-- Crew Brandon

"Joe doesn't need to announce his virginity. It just kind of oozes from his pores."
-- Whitney (of Joe Coppola)

"When are you coming home?"
"Let's see... If today's Monday... I'm coming home... NEVER!"
-- Megan the Red & Kellie

"Yeah, I heard you were a minute man."
"Well... it only takes a moment."
-- Adi & Evan

"Standby 69."
"Oh, I'm always standing by for 69."
-- Tracy (calling cues) & one of the lighting guys

"I mean, it's Illinois... it's not like anything grows there, right?"
"Just my cock. It keeps growing all the time."
-- Jay (of Jay & Silent Bob) and Josh W.

(With a Scottish accent.) "Oh God, I'm a feckin' Scottish leprechaun!... I'm going to get another beer, maybe I'll be Scandanavian."
--Chris R. at the Halloween party

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