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1999-2001
"Being pretty is more important than getting good grades!"
-- Chelsea"What does boy taste like?"
"Like warm apple pie!"
-- Lindsay & Chelsea"This is how I became a minimalist."
"Out of laziness?"
-- Kellie & Lindsay"I thought I was the only one who was talented at writing songs about Chad D'Entrone's cock!"
-- Chelsea (to Joe)
"Fuzzy-Wuzzy got gonnorrhea."
-- Amanda
"OK... A.) I had sex..."
-- Chelsea
"I think I like your shirt."
"You think you like my shirt???"
"No, I like your shirt. I just don't like to commit to things."
-- Dan S. & Chelsea
"You're not on God's Nod List!"
-- Prof. Dietrich"PAY-ATTENTION-TO-ME!-PAY-ATTENTION-TO-ME!"
"Wow. You really are a Theatre Major."
-- Kellie & Sharon"Dumb jerk! I hate the left hemisphere!"
-- Prof. Dietrich
(To Sam.) "Where's your hat??? ...You're freakin' me out!"
-- Prof. Dietrich
(Reading a fortune cookie) "Your happiness is intertwined with your outlook on life."
"Your happiness is intertwined with my COCK!"
-- Zac & Joe
"Shut your mouth, you're taken. Shut my mouth, I'm taken."
"Open wide, I'm SINGLE!"
-- Jason & Chelsea
"I'm not openly Jewish..."
-- Zac"Your cleavage tied Amanda's necklace in a knot."
"Kellie, your breasts are awfully mischevious."
-- Brandon & Amanda
"I'm glad you're finally admitting that you like him, so that I don't have to pretend I do anymore."
-- Kellie, to Chels
"We must distinguish between... chalk and no chalk."
-- Prof. Dietrich
"I don't make the rules. I just try to violate them."
-- Prof. Dietrich
"What a stupid ho."
"She's not a ho. If she was a ho, I would respect her."
-- Kellie, Chelsea (of... someone...)"This is what I've been missing all semester!"
"Three-legged children?"
-- Liz & Erin
"You should have my job, so you can get used to rejection... Oh MY GOD!!! No!!! I didn't mean it like that!!! No!!!!"
-- Dan, to Kellie
"I kissed Marc at Mardi Gras."
"I kissed Marc at Mardi Gras..."
"I kissed Marc at Mardi Gras!"
-- Erin, Liz, and Dan"Shut up! You're not tired! You bitch!"
-- Dan, to Kellie, when his joke wasn't funny
"He's the shadiest, rapiest tiger around!"
-- Dan, of Tony the Tiger"Punk ass bitch!"
"That's not very nice!"
"It's okay, because I like to TWIRL!"
-- Dan and Kellie"I got this temp job, that starts on Monday. Its in an office, and I'm not exactly sure what the hell I'll do, but I think it involves a phone, and me talking into it, at people."
-- Dan
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