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"My dreams seem like they're real, and real life seems like a dream..."
"...Um, that's called mescaline."
-- Racheal and Brian (from directing 240 class)
"Oh my God! Fuck you, pandas!"
-- Laura (watching "Clone High")
"I'm feeling very masculine right now... in a bad, heterosexual kind of way."
-- Joe L.
"I knew my life had taken a turn for the bizarre when I made a mental list of friends most likely to become serial killers."
-- Kellie
"I would gladly bite the head off a kitten for a back-up pair of lucky jeans."
-- Garrett
"Customers tend to dislike stores that are on fire."
-- Hunter
"He's laughing all the way to the V.D. clinic."
-- Liz Mullenix, re: the protagonist of The Country Wife.
"Whatever holds your hair back."
-- Bret
"It's not obscene! I'm warding off evil spirits!"
-- Kellie
"It looks like Harvard here is too good to slide on linoleum!"
-- Will Q. (re: Emily Baldoni and the newest Olympic sport)
"We call that giving good head(set)."
-- Deb Alley (re: walkie-talkie decorum)
"I hardly ever look in the mirror."
"Except every day, when you're jerking off."
-- Josh & Kellie
"By the way, if you're interested in cannibalism..."
-- Liz Mullenix
"Well! Some playwrights are dead!"
-- Liz Mullenix
"I'll give you a Game Boy Advance if you sleep in my bed."
-- Laura
"Just knock on my door."
(Sings) "Come and knock on her door."
"Come and knock on my door."
(Sings) "She'll be waiting for you,"
"I'll be waiting for you."
(Sings) "She wants to take you to the DMV..."
"Three's Company!"
-- Laura & Dan
"Your roommates think you're being pretentious, but really, it's just that you've forgotten, because you're brain-dead from taking too many drugs!"
-- Liz Mullenix
"I am the son of that drum!"
"Then you are a fox!"
-- Video on kabuki theatre
"All that sex is right in the text!"
-- Liz Mullenix
"It's hard not to think of Bob Marley."
-- Liz Mullenix
"Time flies when you're talkin' about Greeks!"
-- Liz Mullenix
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