"I think it's better now. Love, Josh."
-- Megandy
"I would like to remind the assembled parties that I am both an
asshole and drunk."
-- Bret"Victorian England."
"I don't know who that is but it's a girl."
-- Tim & Bret
"Zombie apocalypse comes, I'm going to Bret's."
-- Dan
"Sometimes I get drunk and register silly domain names."
-- Bret
"People didn't want to play euchre with us because we were making out."
-- Logan
"If you want to touch my nuts, you need to try another approach. Like
asking nicely."
-- J.R. to Alex
"Why did you push me in the mud?"
"Brcause fuck you, that's why."
-- Alex & Bret
"You will feel liike you have a friend in Jesus. But this friend will
actually talk to you."
-- Josh, encouraging people to listen to public radio
"I don't swear! You're full of shit up up to your ears!"
--Barb, age 74.
"Stay away from me if you have eggs."
-- Rich (to Lindsay)
"Did you ever pee in that radiator?"
-- Adam (to Rich)
"We're boys! We love robots!"
-- Adam
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